Meat Quiz!

Welcome to the exciting world of interactivity! By taking this test, the Meat Quiz will evaluate your personality and offer useful advice on how to improve yourself as a human being.

The instructions are simple: (1) Be yourself; (2) Answer honestly, and last but not least; (3) Don’t stare directly at the sun. Nobody is impressed.

The results produced by the Meat Quiz are accurate to the highest degree that modern technology can facilitate. If you disagree with the results, you are wrong.

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Q1. Indicate which of the following apply to your eating habits and lifestyle:

Rabid Carnivore
Neutral Omnivore

Vegetarian Coward
Vegan Nazi

Q2. Tick all food groups you regularly consume

T-Bone
Beef Jerky
Deer

Lamb
Chicken
Fish

Lettuce
Lentils
Tofu

Q3. How many vegetarians have you actively persecuted in the last 5 days?

Q4. A vegetarian diet can provide any nutritional content normally found in meat?

True False

Q5. What! No bacon?

elbows

Check your answers, then press “Process form.”