About Carnivores.org
carnivores.org is the first line of defense in the battle against the growing horde of self-righteous vegetarians that seek to destroy our way of life. The following is a list of services offered by this organisation.
What we offer
- Support Group
- Every Tuesday and Thursday at 8pm, members gather at the Isengard Community Centre (246 Burrowing Mammal Cres.) to provide group counselling and bonding sessions. These are primarily focused towards aleviating the many layers of guilt and insecurity that is hypocritically layed upon innocent victims by vegetarian bigots. These group sessions are supervised by one of the elders. Sausages in bread and drinks are provided.
- Social Events
- We understand the importance of periodically leaving your baggage at the door and just hanging out with like‑minded and non‑judgemental people. Typical events range from barbeques or pub lunches, to day trips and roo shooting weekends.
- Fact Sheets
- For those that cannot escape the sneering derision and dehumanising holier‑than‑thou attitudes of vegetarians, our range of fact sheets arm you with what you need to withstand their vitriolic attacks and land devastating counterpunches that will crush their hopes and dreams.
- Recipes
- carnivores.org publishes a recipe booklet (printing costs funded by donations), which is a collaborative effort among the organisation’s membership. It is available for purchase to non-members for a nominal fee.
Nutrition at a glance
Meat is literally bursting with all manner of essential nutrients required for pursuing manly careers such as being a lumberjack, sea captain, furniture removalist, bushranger, rifleman in the armed forces, bricklayer, or mighty pirate.
| Food Type | Calories | Protein | Iron | Amino Acids | Masculinity |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Meats (110g) | |||||
| T‑bone | 450 | 35g | 1 jeep | All in the known universe | Chuck Norris |
| Steak | 375 | 30g | 1 battle axe | A year’s worth | David Boon |
| Deer | 300 | 35g | 1 cannonball | Most of them | Vin Diesel |
| Lamb | 200 | 25g | 1 crowbar | So, so many | Mr T |
| Bacon | 240 | 25g | 40 rusty nails | Heaps | Amanda Vanstone |
| Chicken | 180 | 20g | 2 knuckle dusters | More than you’d think | Nick Nolte |
| Vegetables (any amount) | |||||
| Lettuce | 0 | 0g | 0g | None | Julian Clary |
| Carrot | George Michael | ||||
| Broccoli | Creed | ||||
| Celery | Ian Thorpe | ||||
| Zucchini | Alexander Downer | ||||
| Pumpkin | Ben Affleck | ||||